i wish i could live free

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:01:41 GMT

Writer's Block: Planning My Financial Future

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 17:29:01 GMT

How are you financially planning for your future?

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fuck no.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:50:00 GMT

i think i'm A LOT more productive here: http://brittster-traveler.blogspot.com/

:(

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:15:10 GMT

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Fri, 29 May 2009 22:26:26 GMT

true story:

"i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago"

yesssss.

Wed, 06 May 2009 12:11:14 GMT

i leave for south america in 42 days!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:45:59 GMT

oh, how i long for that feeling again...

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:43:59 GMT

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I'm out of control and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

i just felt like sharing this with everyone...

:)

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:30:40 GMT

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:50:40 GMT

i think i'm going to England for a week in the spring.

Writer's Block: Five-Finger Discount

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:19:21 GMT

Have you ever stolen something and gotten away with it? Did you feel guilty about it later?

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i steal from restaurants all the time (silverware, cups, french press...) and i never feel bad about it.

also, i steal hearts on a daily basis.
sometimes i feel bad about that...

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:43:51 GMT

dear 2008,

fuck you. yr lame. you suck.
i'm not sad to say goodbye.

till next time,

brittany por vida
xoxo.

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:31:51 GMT

i hear the rain. i love the rain.

i just can't sleep through the rain.

up(date)

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:09:07 GMT

i WILL make things happen.
things ARE happening.

i don't feel misplaced and out of it like i usually do.
which makes me wonder.

i know i don't belong here.

i'll be leaving soon.

dear los angeles (today, tomorrow and everyday after)

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:48:29 GMT

suck my dick.

(the dick that i don't have, because i am female, and an artist.)

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:32:18 GMT

i'm not unfaithful, but i'll stray...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:25:53 GMT

i would really like to write some long meaningful post about how much i cherish the relationships i have with my new co-workers.... but i'm not a very good writer.. so i'll just say my co-workers fuckin rock.

brittany por vida
xoxo.

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:06:42 GMT

i REALLY like my new job.
and i REALLY like my co-workers.

REALLY.

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:27:57 GMT

"i like the taste of taste... it's tasty"

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:11:48 GMT

i bought a plane ticket to seattle today.

i've never been there, heard it's nice.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:56:30 GMT

so i was thinking about my past today. and generally that's not a good thing.
but, today, it wasn't so bad.
i usually save voicemails from people who are important to me. like friends and family. just so if anything ever happens, i know i can always hear their voice again.
it's really comforting.
anyway, i have voicemails all the way from 2006. pretty crazy, huh?
lately i've been feeling lonely and homesick, especially today. so i sat in the library at school and just listened to those old voicemails. it was really comforting.
some were from my senior year of high school. some from my first year living in los angeles. and some from just a couple weeks ago.
it's really cool how just hearing someones voice can totally change yr day.

i just wanted to share that with you. maybe you should try it out.

brittany por vida
xoxo.

i love urban dictionary.com

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:02:15 GMT

1) Skeet
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lovelovelove,
brittany.
xoxo.

confession:

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:48:25 GMT

when i meet someone for the first time, if i get their first and last name, i google it and read all about their life.

creepy, huh?

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:38:24 GMT

i have SOSOSOSOSO much i want to say right now, but i'm way too tired to type.

in short: i had a REALLY good day today.
nothing too exciting.
just a good day.

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:48:47 GMT

send me your address.

i want a goddamn pen-pal!